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For scientific and professional inquiries, please contact me at my work address. For personal comments, if we are friends on Facebook or Instagram, please feel free to message me there.
Otherwise, you may leave your missive in this web form. If you do not hear from me in any kind of reasonable time frame, please assume that I am drowning in the Sea of Work Email or the Sea of Amazon Receipt Emails. Some day, perhaps the seas will recede, and we will connect.